
Superhero Oath
I am a superhero!
A light in the universe!
Hope for the hopeless,
help for the helpless,
huckleberries for the hungry,
and ha ha ha’s for the heartbroken.
When the noogie of fear is near,
I boogie oogie oogie and steer clear.
I am water, I am fire,
I am air, I am earth.
And even if a gnarly, snarly monster
stares me in the face,
I promise to uplift the planet,
and make it a peaceful place!